Saturday, September 15, 2012

Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists Don't Murder People If Their Feelings Are Hurt

From The Onion. Sad but true, normal people tolerate speech that may offend them. It's only the mad Moslems who want to kill people for hurting their feelings. Send the lot of them to live in Saudi Arabia or Pakistan or somewhere similar.

No One Murdered Because Of This Image


WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

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